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Joke of the Day

"A lot of women at the mall make me feel like I'm tripping on flaccid."

"Short story about HYGIENE Hi, Eugene. Please be kind. First post here. ;)"

"Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there."

"Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor"

"Every problem has only One solution According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . ""Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection"" :p :D"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't gonna come."

"What was the jew doing in the ashtray? Family research."

"Just saw a fly on my flight and all I could think was what a lazy piece of shit."

"""Endless shrimp"" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop."

"I'm against vaccination! Vaccines save lives and I'm against overpopulation!"