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Joke of the Day
"Whats red and crawling up your leg An abortion with home sickness."
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"What do you call a woman in the living room? A tourist."
"Whats pink and always slippery? A pink slipper"
"If only 10 people were to stay alive in this world. what number of healthy males do you think is a good number? And how many females?"
"mom. Mom i'm going to get married. whom then. Jane form the next door. oho god.. you sure? where you going to live? Mom. Jane is Emo she doesnt want to live."
"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!"
"I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror."
"A wise chinese guy once said to me ""if the dog barks, it's undercooked"" - Some wise chinese guy"
"Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back? The mall is hiring new Santas."