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Joke of the Day

"Internet Explorer says I must have cookies turned on. I've licked them seductively what more can I do?"

"I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday."

"If they sold Star Trek themed condoms they wouldn't need to put any condoms in the wrappers."

"What do you call an agnostic? An athe-ish."

"2 Rules to Be Successful 1) Don't tell everyone everything you know. 2)"

"Firemen deserve a raise. They took a pole and they all fell down a hole."

"CUTE GIRL IN BAR: *walks up, points to my empty glass* Want another? ME: (OK don't blow this) Sure *she hands me her empty glass & leaves*"

"The man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize."

"If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows."

"Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don't You Know Who i am? Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)"