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Joke of the Day

"I heard this joke about a guy who gave oral sex to his sister's daughter. It was a real niece lapper."

"I had coffee with Red Bull this morning... After about 10 minutes on the highway, I realized I left my car at home."

"Oh, some guy screwed you over? Would you like to explain how the whole male population is responsible for this?"

"Worst things the parents do on Home Alone: 3. Never punish Buzz 2. Forget one of their kids 1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza"

"A priest, a homosexual, and a paedophile walk into a bar...... And then a second guy walks in"

"Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia... and now I've received one that says I have tiny tits. Oh no wait, tinnitus."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? What's up my nigga?!"

"Who makes coffee for the U.N.? The French Press Secretary!"

"What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry? Usain Balti"

"What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!"