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Joke of the Day
"What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry? Usain Balti"
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"What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !"
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause."
"If you see me out somewhere and act like you didn't, you should know that I ignored you first."
"I put the D in Fucking because I know that's what you really want. -autocorrect"
"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey"
"What do you call a journalist in Russia? An ambulance."
"I got a facial tonight by hovering over the boiling water before throwing in the mac n cheese."
"Me : It's over & nothing you say will make me change my mind Him : 'I just ordered a large thin crust' Me : Be there in 10 min"
"My favorite joke is about music... It's a well composed joke."