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Joke of the Day

"Great, so a week ago my doctor gave me a letter, which confirmed that I have dyslexia... and now I've received one that says I have tiny tits. Oh no wait, tinnitus."

"The first year I didn't eat Thanksgiving leftovers on the day after. I quit cold turkey."

"I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns. Comet me bro."

"What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!"

"What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song? Omaha"

"Now I know my dad laughed so much the first time I said ""fajita"" I pronounced it like ""[FUHJITUH]"" and you can guess what it sounds like."

"if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito"

"A lady crashed into a McDonald's here in town. Hey Leno, here's a free one for you: ""Looks like she took 'drive-thru' a bit too literally!"""

"What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed? A tater thot"

"Perhaps one day he'll meet his Girl Fieri."