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Joke of the Day

"Oh, some guy screwed you over? Would you like to explain how the whole male population is responsible for this?"

"My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them says ""choose your destiny"" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too."

"People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves."

"If ""The Breakfast Club"" were filmed today, it would be a silent movie about 5 teens looking at their phones."

"All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson. We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it"

"Eating Your Homework Mom: Billy, why are you eating your homework? Billy: The teacher said it was a piece of cake!"

"Insomnia causes questionable browser history."

"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."

"What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator."

"Picking up women in bars is like picking up Avocadoes in a supermarket... You have no idea how damaged they are until you get them home."