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Joke of the Day
"Who makes coffee for the U.N.? The French Press Secretary!"
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"Trump did great, but... ...imagine how much he would have won by if Clinton hadn't rigged the election."
"Want to know where to find the worst pun in Alberta? Call gary"
"A father says to his son, Father: son stop masturbating so much or you'll go blind Son: dad I'm over here"
"Q: How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails? A: Replace the nails with screws."
"My friend said he wanted to float at the top of the troposphere.... I said ""You can't be cirrus."""
"How do you get off a non-stop flight?"
"What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables? Lettuce pray."
"I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him Houndini.."
"What did Hitler's cat think of the Holocaust? It was purrfect."