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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!"

"The US government had a shutdown."

"What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common? Both were caught with their finger in the dyke."

"I wish the book ""How to be an adult"" came in hard cover... .. it would be that much more effective at bonking stupid people in the head."

"Pants should have to wear pants so they understand why it sucks to wear pants."

"Role playing didnt go so well last night. She was the hot sexy teacher and I the rebel student..so I ditched class. Cause schools for nerds."

"Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest"

"Well, I was going to make a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy..."

"A programmer had a problem... A programmer had a problem. He thought ""I know, I'll solve it with threads!"". has Now problems. two he"

"Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath."