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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!"

"My friend cooked up some otter the other day! It was otterly delicious."

"Why did the Jews board the trains to Auschwitz? The tickets were free."

"Last night I was driving down an old country road when I hit a pedestrian going 50 mph. It seemed to take forever for help to arrive. That's the last time I use that towing company."

"""You're the bomb!"" ""No, you're the bomb!"" In America a compliment. In the Middle East an argument."

"You know your getting old when ... Rough sex is fighting for the bottom."

"Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche."

"What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you? M'laria."

"Twitter is over Capacity! Well, so's my liver but you don't see me slowing down because of it."

"All generalizations are false, including this one."