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Joke of the Day
"Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one"
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"How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped? She isn't standing in the kitchen"
"Bruce Willis found dead.... ....bored with acting"
"Why can't Bach play the piano? He ""Baroque"" his arm, and also he's dead."
"You ever seen a really beautiful woman that you wanna go talk to? But then you think she's gonna freak out when you walk out of her closet?"
"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and sweats? A nervous wreck..."
"Government Shutdown: Day Two Mars rover Curiosity sits with nothing to do. Watches all 5 seasons of ""The Wire"". Totally gets the hype now."
"Do you know how to make 5 lbs of fat look good?. Put a nipple on it!"
"How much do you love kids? On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?"
"Definition of Insomnia: Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it's gone"