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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Bach play the piano? He ""Baroque"" his arm, and also he's dead."
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"British sense of humour"
"What's a russian's favorite golf club? A putin wedge."
"So I decided to make some fan-fiction. My fan-fiction is about reality. I'm calling it The Bible."
"Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!"
"Last night my wife got pissed because I kicked the ice cubes I dropped under the refrigerator. But now it's just water under the fridge."
"I was talking to my grandfather When he said ""your generation relies too much on technology"" I then said "" no grandpa yours does"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"My friend Oscar told a joke to Leo Di Caprio. He didn't get it."
"What's loud and sounds like ""apples""? *APPLES!!!*"
"What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve? Any black Pokemon, really."