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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped? She isn't standing in the kitchen"

"Did you hear about the movie based on an Australian dystopian future society? Apparently it's a cross between Idiocracy and Mad Max....it's called Bogan's Run..."

"What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don't know about you is what makes you interesting."

"I saw a flock of angry ducks the other day. I wonder why they were in such a fowl mood."

"So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas."

"Never feel like you're too small to make a difference. After all, a tiny raisin has the ability to RUIN EVERYTHING ITS BAKED IN."

"Why are mexicans bad firefighters? Because they cant tell jose from hose B"

"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time someone said ""Get down!"" they jumped up and started dancing."

"Today is my 18th wedding anniversary. If my husband doesn't give me a divorce as a gift I'm telling his girlfriend."

"What do you call a naked skateboarder? A scab."