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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Willis found dead.... ....bored with acting"

"Don't bother giving kids a hard time for saying lol while they're speaking if you came from an era when hardy-har-har was a thing."

"What's Vladimir's favorite song? Putin on the Ritz"

"Interns think of God residents pray to God doctors talk to God nurses ARE God."

"A horse bolted and ran into Liverpool FC's training ground. The horse charged wildly at the team as they were in the middle of training. None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp."

"What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot? A lamingTON!"

"Try to eat 70,000 small meals a day to keep your metabolism on its toes."

"What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon? ""Can someone get me some dry socks?"""

"Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA? General Pao's chicken."

"Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you."