36862
Joke of the Day
"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and sweats? A nervous wreck..."
Next Joke
"Jim ate my sandwich. It was clearly labeled. Jim's email is open on his PC. Jim's son now thinks he's adopted. The sandwich was LABELED."
"Cop: ""Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: ""It's water"" Cop: ""Sir, this is wine"" Me: ""What? Jesus! He did it again!"""
"Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice."
"Who do grammar nazis hang out with now? The alt-write."
"What goes; green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red? A frog in my blender"
"I'd read a book written by the person who pushes the room service cart into people's hotel rooms."
"Dja hear about the LGBT who would only own a Dalmatian if its spots were bleached white? Bruella de Ville"
"How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"Someday I will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of Taco Bell mild sauce packets."