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Joke of the Day

"*Judge raises hammer* ""I SENTENCE YOU TO LIFE"" -*defendant chuckles* ""I'm already alive you MORON!"""

"man and his girlfriend Girlfriend : I longer fit in this dress. man: May be dress shrunk after washing it. Oh ,wait a minute , Jim is calling ."

"Tomorrow I'll go to the orphanage... ... and beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?"

"What do you get a man who has everything? storage"

"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, I am okay."

"Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time."

"Why are hurricane names female because they are destructive until you go inssiiiddee.... came up with this while i was on the water"

"Happy March 14th to all the MEN out there.... (not sure what it is?? GOOGLE IT)"

"who wore it better: Russell Brand or Steven Tyler's microphone stand"

"What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)"