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Joke of the Day

"-I can't stand liars and fakes -You are so pretty -See? Why can't everyone be honest like you"

"I've always liked prostitutes... Personally, I feel like they give me the most bang for the buck."

"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible, But it's also terrible."

"As a kid my mom laughed at me because I was always worrying about being shot with a crossbow while on the toilet. Well who's laughing now?"

"I've been driving for about seven years and haven't had an accident yet... I guess you could call me a wreckless driver"

"Roses are red, violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you"

"What are mixed feelings? Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW."

"In addition to Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong, there is another character in Carl Douglas's ""Kung Fu Fighting."" Expert Tai Ming."

"Why do I always seem to start my day backwards? I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake"

"My mute friend told me a funny joke."