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Joke of the Day

"If the wrong women weren't so tempting, then I'd probably be married to the right one by now. @MaleHonesty86"

"Math made simple: If you have $20 and your wife has $15, she has $35."

"What is a cannibal's favorite type of gum? Chick clits."

"I wonder if ppl who design new kinds of toilet paper ever think,""Why do we ever try? ppl are gonna shit all over this new design"""

"Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's ""A Farewell to Arms""... is his sequel, ""Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"""

"MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts."

"""Look man, I swear to you, as god as my witness..."" [God appears from behind dumpster] ""I ain't coverin for u anymore Larry, you owe me $30"""

"Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10? Because 7 8 9."

"My ""15 minutes of fame"" are when I get my paycheck and everyone I owe money comes to collect"

"Don't email me a link to a 6 minute youtube video. I wouldn't watch a video that long if in contained clues to solve my own murder."