81661
Joke of the Day
"I'm sure some of you have already heard this one..... 4217"
Next Joke
"Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 89% water. I can walk on babies. I am... in jail."
"I used to think it was cool to be into guys 10+ years my senior but turns out all they want to do is talk about tv shows I never watched"
"My wife has to be the worst cook. Her specialty is indigestion."
"Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait? Obviously not. gg y'all, inbox = rekt"
"A willow tree walks into a bar, and a guy sitting next to the counter says to the bartender, Who's the new guy? And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!"
"Making good jokes about the clitoris is difficult: It's really sensitive."
"Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet."
"How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the G."
"Today I broke my personal best record of most consecutive days alive."