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Joke of the Day

"What does a butler call his employer named mr. Bates? Sir, you fucking pervert!"

"Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar"

"The best part about a vacation to England is that my wife won't need to adjust her driving."

"Okay, let's get this straight. There's no way EVERYONE has the best boyfriend in the world."

"What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people"

"What do you call it when 2 guys fight over a slut? Tug-of-whor"

"I got security cameras fitted outside my house. Just to convince people that I have stuff worth stealing."

"Just a Reddit joke Never mind, I already Reddit."

"Ever heard the phrase"" Do you live under a rock?"" Ever wonder why Patrick Star is so dumb? Well its because he literally lives under a rock."

"I went out with anorexic twins last night... 2 birds, 1 stone"