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Joke of the Day
"Why do people say half a dozen? Why can't they just say Six"
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"Made this up a few years ago listening to NPR What do you call music about climate change? An Al Gore-rhythm"
"When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights."
"How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the ""f"" out of the word ""way"". (get it yet...?)"
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's pretty time consuming. I'll escort myself out now."
"I tell my boyfriend I love him all the time and all he says are things like ""make a left in 300 feet"" and ""you've reached your destination."""
"HumansTM they start off corded but convert to wireless easily"
"how do lawyers argue without crying"
"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"
"Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman? He had allure."