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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's pretty time consuming. I'll escort myself out now."
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"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."
"my sister... My sister asked if I wanted to have sex, I said ""well if you incest."""
"Spent way too much time walking around the house trying to track down an odd noise that turned out to be a whistle in my nose."
"What happens in vegans stays in vegans, unless they eat fiber."
"Some bastard stole my penis warmer off the washing line last night... I'm not bothered about the penis warmer, I would just like the 30 pegs back."
"I just bought a rotisserie but I might return it because it's so rude. It's constantly flipping the bird."
"Did you guys hear about the mob of comedians? It was a riot."
"What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper"
"How much do you love kids? On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?"