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Joke of the Day
"HumansTM they start off corded but convert to wireless easily"
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"What electronic device leaves behind a lot of broken glass? A PC, seeing how they typically run on Windows!"
"If your son becomes a priest... ...do you call him 'Father'?"
"My GF is like my treasure... I buried her in my backyard yesterday."
"Someone just told me to ""have a blessed day."" What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them."
"A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa"
"Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayo - Cole's Law"
"I just used ""volumizing"" shampoo for the first time.... Everything sounds the same."
"Yo mama so fat... She makes Chow Yun-Thin. (sorry..reddit)"
"I regret having to say this, but it's the cold, hard truth. Never put a PayDay bar in the refridgerator. Damn thing is impossible to eat now."