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Joke of the Day

"Made this up a few years ago listening to NPR What do you call music about climate change? An Al Gore-rhythm"

"My friend recently visited London. He said everyone was very polite, except in Greenwich. Whenever he asked someone for the time they got all mean about it."

"If a meteor goes to a restaurant, Would he prefer his sandwich to be vegan, or even meteor?"

"Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action."

"IAN: Just how do fleas jump so high? ME: Your guess is as good as mine I: I reckon they wear tiny tiny Air Jordans M: Ok I take that back"

"""I heard you have unlimited breadsticks?"" Sure do, table for 1? ""Quack!"" Wait a second *trench coat falls, family of ducks run away*"

"*Rides off into sunset* *forgets mobile* *Rides back*"

"What happens when you put a condom inside another condom? Conception"

"Where do cats go on vacation? Maui."

"The opposite of Iceland is water water"