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Joke of the Day

"When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights."

"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."

"How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale? Marry a net maker"

"Why does Mrs. Claus not have any kids? Because Santa only comes once a year and that's down a chimney."

"It's illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane"

"Whenever there is trouble, Justice League cums in a... Flash"

"What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with Toilet Paper They both go around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!"

"Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads? Because every morning they wake up thinking ""What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course* !"""

"Why did leeroy Jenkins cross the road To get the chicken"

"What do you tell a slow tomato? ...what? Ketchup"