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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls"
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"I just googled ""Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don't Fear the Reaper?"" and my first response was, ""Go outside and do something."""
"What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites? The laundromat."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination."
"How do 2 psychics greet each other? ""Hello, how am I?"" ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"2012 finally we know ..."
"What is green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam? A four door pickle!"
"How do I know you're not a cop? ""If I was a cop, how would I have this?"" *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good"
"Why did a Stripper run for mayor? Because she did great on the pole"
"A race between two lesbians and two gays... from NY to FL who wins? NSFW? A - The Lesbians... they are doing 69 the whole way while the two gay guys are still getting their shit pack."