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Joke of the Day
"What dog is the worst at polishing a turd? A poodull"
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"How many pollocks does it take to paint a house? 1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!"
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph because hes not quite yet an essay."
"I used to curcumcise elephants. The pay wasn't very good, but the tips were huge."
"What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak."
"Why did the Indian cross the road? To buy chikken tikka masala!"
"A guy finds a genie... He says ""I wish I was better at talking to women."" ""Poof!"" the genie says, ""You're gay!"""
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
"When idiots talk to me, I just imagine they're saying, 'I'm an idiot,' over and over. Makes it easier to nod in agreement and not get cross."
"To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???"