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Joke of the Day

"How many pollocks does it take to paint a house? 1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!"

"Why is the letter ""B"" so cold? Because its between AC..."

"some people want youtube to host the VMAs next year... i think there'd be too many ads :/"

"My friend David's ID was stolen the other day Now we just call him Dav"

"What do you call a blind gynecologist? A pain in the ass"

"What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid."

"Circumcision How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"The lead drummer of my marching band is such an asshole. So I pounded him. Let me just say that the re-percussions I faced weren't very nice."

"What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation."

"Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed', it's not called 'dorito raped'."