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Joke of the Day
"How many pollocks does it take to paint a house? 1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!"
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"if you come into a restroom & announce that you've ""had to piss for two hours"" I'd better hear a strong, frothy stream for at least a minute"
"When I was a kid we didn't add flavor to our medicine and it tasted like shit but we liked it because we liked being not dead."
"Why did Adrian Peterson beat his son? Because it's easier than beating New England."
"Accidentally took a women's multi vitamin and I've been trying to get dressed for the past 3 hours, but everything is making me look fat."
"Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?"
"""You're going to poop me."" --Lazy Fortune Cookie"
"After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names... "
"How do you stop an Italian from talking? Cut their hands off."
"What's the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney"