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Joke of the Day

"Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head"

"Two friends were walking by the ballet museum... When one points and asks his friend, ""Is that statue a foot?"" To which his friend replies, ""No, it's about four and a half feet."""

"Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones."

"Why don't we call it Christlmas? Noel."

"How do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave a plunger in the toilet."

"What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens? A Coo Clucks Clan"

"Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up."

"What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks? Half calf"

"Remember before Ebola, when we just had bola? Technology changes everything."

"Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe i can help M: My son broke his leg! V: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck"