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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak."

"My daughter wrote, ""I will see you every day of our lives,"" on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now."

"TIFU by letting my dog have sex with me (NSFW) It was ruff"

"superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best."

"Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed? [removed]"

"I always hang on the rim after I dunk because it's really high up and I'm scared."

"what is brown and sticky? A stick"

"I need to hire someone to follow me around and abruptly drag a needle across a record every time that I enter a room."

"Life without women would be a pain in the ass!"

"How many dead orphans does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than 10, cause it's still pretty dark in my basement."