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Joke of the Day
"To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???"
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"New Year's Resolution- Date more models... Edit: Date more Edit: Date again LAST Edit: Stop crying while masturbating"
"According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug... Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly."
"If you know I'm I the car and you continue to text me, you basically want me dead..."
"I was in a band.. called ""Missing Cat"". You might have seen our posters."
"Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States? He was Snowden."
"What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars"
"I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger. It was good, but the bill was enormous."
"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary"
"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"