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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph because hes not quite yet an essay."

"How much space does the EU have left? 1GB"

"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"Where do dads keep their jokes? In their dadabase."

"I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa."

"Have you heard about the condition that causes your penis to ejaculate when submerged in water? It comes in waves."

"Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past? It had a SPOILER on it."

"How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places."

"Auctioneers are proof white guys could rap if they tried hard enough."

"What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common? If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned."