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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph because hes not quite yet an essay."
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"Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole? Because Donald ducked."
"sucks to be a bad guy in the teenage mutant ninja turtle world like ""who stopped u"" ""turtles"" ""huh"" ""no they were like faster than normal"""
"Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin. They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing"
"Old Navy commercials give us a glimpse of Hell"
"*family meeting at Noah's house* who wants us to do what by when?"
"Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival? She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast."
"It seems Caitlyn Jenner has made her final transition into a woman..By driving like one."
"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."
"What do you get when you kiss a bird? Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!"