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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Indian cross the road? To buy chikken tikka masala!"
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"What band performed at the Jefferson memorial? Nickelback"
"Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. "
"I banned birthday parties in the office because if you don't care enough about yourself to take the day off why should we care about you."
"I know you look at the toilet paper after you wipe."
"Hillary Clinton You're* Fired!"
"Me: I killed another one, boss. Mob boss: You don't work for me. Me: I volunteered. Mob boss:*Looking angry* Me: I'm gonna get back to work."
"Did you hear about the Easter Egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs"
"If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...? Stereotyping."
"A black woman had 5 sons name Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone.... How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names"