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Joke of the Day

"45 min phone call w/8yo nephew: Aunt Cassy, there are 206 bones in the human body!Want me to name them?1.Cranium 2.Mandible 3.Scapula..."

"Why does the indian rain dance always work? Becuase they keep dancing until it works."

"I like my woman like I like my font Bold, black, and size 14."

"Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much."

"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"

"What makes the ocean roar? You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom"

"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"

"When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say ""oh, I thought she was already dead"""

"A man approaches a prostitute ""how much for a blow job?"" ""$30"" ""Can you do 20?"" ""sure"" ""Great here's $600"""

"I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction. I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now."