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Joke of the Day

"I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction. I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now."

"Roommate and I got our first electric bill and long story short we're now Amish"

"Jokes Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk."

"Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung around by my tits."""

"The Red Hot Chili Peppers failed to show up to their concert last night. They're now known as the Red Hot Chili Flakes."

"Why cant the Rolling stones ever be pastors? We all know they dont gather mass."

"I tried baby proofing my home.. But they keep getting in"

"FUN FACT: Scientists have proven, there IS in fact life outside the United States."

"Did you guys hear about the talking polar bear? He's very arcticulate! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"This kitty has really overstayed its welcome. All hello and no goodbye."