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Joke of the Day
"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"
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"What do you say to a kid if they give you a picture? That's pretty shit mate. My 20 year old cousin who has no arms can draw better than you. You have no talent, deal with it."
"I would make a terrible Buddhist because I kill a lot of ants and drifters"
"Saudis Arabia recently got siri Saudi Arabian: Siri,call my wife Siri:which one?"
"I shared a banana with my Dad today... He had the inside bit again :( (Joke courtesy of the hysterical 'Adam Hess')"
"I'm not crazy, everyone else in the world is just boring."
"How Russians win wars Rushing"
"MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very, very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home......."
"If I was a girl my best friend would have to come untangle me at least twice a week because I tried to take my bra off through my sleeve"
"Looks like Putin will be having Turkey for Thanksgiving"