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"When is a pedofiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before first period"
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"Why do you never see a crackhead over 30? Cause they're fucking dead"
"Dark humor is like a kid with cancer..... It never gets old."
"And that, class is why we keep our mouths shut whilst changing a sewer pump."
"Me: You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you're smart too, I like that."
"In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man."
"Mona Lisa 1o acto:Una mona aplastada. 2o acto: La misma mona aplastada. 3o acto: La misma mona aplastada. Como se llama la obra? ""La Mona Lisa."""
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that..."
"My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*."
"its all fun and games till someone gets hurt... then its hilarious"