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Joke of the Day
"What makes the ocean roar? You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom"
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"Do I have any jokes about Sodium? Na"
"What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter? A weeping Willow."
"Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches."
"I just invested in chicken stock. It's all gravy."
"I like my beer, like I like my violence Domestic"
"A recently conducted study reveals... Birthdays are good for health people with more birthdays were found to have lived longer"
"What do you call a green cow in a field? Invisibull."
"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"
"My lesbian friend gave a me a Rolex for my birthday. I don't think she understood when I said: ""I wanna watch."""