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Joke of the Day

"A man approaches a prostitute ""how much for a blow job?"" ""$30"" ""Can you do 20?"" ""sure"" ""Great here's $600"""

"Why are Mafia members so good at sex? Because they've always got a stiff in the trunk."

"They say that the best airing time is 20:00... ...but I think 19:59 is the real prime time."

"Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market? Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!"

"If your are ever about to get jumped by a gang of clowns Go for the juggler"

"oh, so now star wars is the best thing you've ever seen, is it? ""yes, and?"" so you've forgotten about the time we saw a snake wearing a hat?"

"why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck."

"Dear Genitals, Thank you for not bleeding every month. Sincerely, A Man"

"So a man goes to a restaurant and orders some food.. [OC] Man: ""Ugghhh...What the hell is this? There is sand in my paella!!!"" Waiter: ""Si?"""

"If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child."