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Joke of the Day
"Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much."
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"Why was the chef mad? He had all the money in the world, but no thyme."
"""Why is there a Women's Studies Major, but not a Men's Studies Major"" ""There is a Men's Studies major, its called history"""
"What's a good thing about a novelist conman? He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose."
"Marriage after kids is basically two zookeepers arguing about who has to clean up the monkey poop on a daily basis."
"""Congrats Lobster Boy, u got the job"" [Lobster Boy goes in for the handshake but cuts his employer's hand clean off]"
"If they crossover the stories of King Midas and Oedipus... It'll be pure motherfucking gold!"
"What does weed and the Quran have in common? If you burn it you get stoned"
"Why was the little boy unhappy? Because he had a frog stapled to his face"
"Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed? So that it can be used as an *aphrodisiac*"