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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like my font Bold, black, and size 14."
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"Lets write a joke I'll give you of two the punch lines, you give me the setup: Punch line #1: That's the line time I'll go to that bar. Punch line #2: Liquor, I don't even like her."
"You can learn a lot about your kids by helping them with their homework for example, mine are idiots."
"IamA personal executive assistant answering questions on behalf of former Toronto mayor, Rob Ford, AMA! Whoops, wrong *sub.* [The Payoff](http://wompwompwomp.com/)"
"What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? Home Depot."
"You're suppose to wear clean underwear in case you're ever in an accident. I wear a new pair of shoes every day in case a house lands on me."
"I wish I had a job where I could just punch stupid motherfuckers in the face all day."
"How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room? They've already told you."
"Maybe a repost but still one of my favorites [Deleted]"
"Fat girls don't have it so bad At least they can wipe their tears with their tits"