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Joke of the Day

"i still play that game where the floor is lava but now i just lie on the couch and watch tv until it cools into igneous rock"

"Clicking the 'Remember Me' button on login pages guarantees all your favorite websites will show up to your funeral."

"A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it... It was posthummus."

"I've been feeling down all evening... I think my duvet has split."

"What do you call a gay date mixer? A meat-and-greet."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a six-shooter"

"Life and beer are very similar........chill for best results."

"What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home? Underwear Replenishment"

"Is there a hole in your shoe? No. Then how did you get your foot into it?"

"What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck"