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Joke of the Day

"What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck"

"I knew my daughter would be a slut when this bitch was 3 months old Instead of drinking the milk out of the bottle, she takes the bottle out her mouth and shakes it all over her face"

"Q: How do French poodles greet each other? A: Bone-jour."

"Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt? So that he could understand culture."

"I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid... ...but my parents told me the sky was the limit."

"A horse walks into a pub and the bartender says, ""hey we've got a drink named after you"". The horse responded, ""what, Eric, really""?"

"*christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my.. walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom ... because the ""p"" is silent"

"What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks? Your girlfriend!"

"I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who Walked a thousand miles To throw up on your door"