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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay date mixer? A meat-and-greet."
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"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"
"This salad is delicious, probably because it's a donut."
"Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom? Because they p-irate."
"[doctors exam] ""I'm feeling a lump here. Here's another. You have several lumps."" -uh oh, what does that mean doc? ""it means you're fat"""
"I bought some shoes from my dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them."
"kicked out of church. I yelled ""YEAH WE ""HAVE A MARIA"", SHE'S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD"". mustve gotten too close 2 the truth"
"I just read that Disney is making a sequel to Bambi. He gets revenge on the hunters that killed his mother. They're calling it....... Bambo"
"So the power went out during the Superbowl (Texans Joke) Better get J.J Watt!"