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Joke of the Day
"A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it... It was posthummus."
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"Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december? The specific ocean."
"How I got over my procastination ... I will tell you later"
"Ha, ha ha... wow. What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name? A dinosaur! Ha ha get it? Tea-rex? Hahaha..."
"Did you hear about the one about the heart and stomach? Nevermind, it's an inside joke."
"Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven"
"Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI."
"What comes after Z? A question mark."
"Silence is golden. Unless they're in the shower and you can't find their phone. In that case, silence is very very suspicious!"