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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a six-shooter"

"A suicide bomber walks into a bar But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar."

"How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That's it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations."

"There's a whole world of people out there! *closes the door*"

"Did anyone see the new Irish gay pornstar? His name is Ryan Fitzpatrick"

"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""

"Friend: I'm surprised to see you eating a salad. Me: *empties bag of chocolate chips over it*"

"What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted? Re-fried beans!"

"what do you call twin chinese rappers? two chengs"

"What did the HS principal say when he accidentally got a math substitute to fill in for a chemistry teacher? Whoops, wrong sub."