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Joke of the Day
"Is there a hole in your shoe? No. Then how did you get your foot into it?"
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"What do you get when you eat Peanut Butter with Baked Beans? A fart that sticks to the roof of your ass."
"Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track."
"I'm my biggest critic. I'm my strongest critic. I'm my tallest critic. I'm my prettiest critic. who's a good critic. yes you. whose a good c"
"A man gets pulled over for speeding. The cop comes to the driver's window, takes a few sniffs and says ""Sir, have you been drinking?"" The driver says ""I SWEAR TO DRUNK, I'M NOT GOD!"""
"What is a pirate's favorite material? Arrr-gyle."
"""Mommy, what's a butterfly?"" ""When a girl loves many boys in a short time during college, she gets a tattoo reminder for her future husband"""
"Men who claim to only watch the #SuperBowl for the ads are the same ones who say they only read Playboy for the articles."
"Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet. R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement."
"My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor... ...until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie."