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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home? Underwear Replenishment"
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"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"
"i've fallen out of my fair share of windows in my time and lets be honest, glass and air look basically the same"
"What do you call a ghost that loves soccer? Ghoooooooooooooouuull!"
"What to do with a child soldier lower your aim. someone i met who is in the army told me this is what his sergeant told them, he didnt intend it as a joke."
"It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But, once you make one mistake, it's never forgotten."
"People with those rims that spin when the car isn't moving, how often do you have to replace the hamsters in those things?"
"My new Thesaurus arrived today, and it's terrible. And another thing, it's terrible."
"So I guess nobody's into necrophilia humor. Because all the jokes are fucking dead."
"People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have."