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Joke of the Day

"What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him? He's got more money than cents"

"What's up with gay analysts? They anal-ize."

"What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? ""The girls get older, but he stays the same age"" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)"

"What do you call a republican fashion director? Clothed minded"

"Job Interview I was at a job interview and the interviewer asks ""where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" I reply ""sorry, I don't have 2020 vision."""

"I just ate two French eggs... I think one is un oeuf"

"Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings? Because he was always coming in a little behind."

"What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? ""Just flush it like everybody else does."""

"Donated blood today. One lucky person will wake up from an operation with the sudden ability to read 3000 tweets per hour."

"Blonde joke ""Nurse, could you please take Mr. Oliver's pulse?"" ""Why? Doesn't he have one of his own?"""