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Joke of the Day
"I just ate two French eggs... I think one is un oeuf"
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"Who says, ""Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"" Deafy Duck"
"I could not have been the first to figure this out? soo. Wetty Fap ;)"
"What's better at math than you a retarded Asian April fooly! Gotcha Burn April fooly"
"Roses are red... Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11."
"What did the blind man say when he passed by the fish shop? Hello ladies"
"Knock knock Who's there? A door salesman."
"Ive just finished writing my first ever childrens novel. It's called 'We're poor because of you'."
"[god, creating chickens] Put a red beard on a fat hiccuping sparrow. Give him a matching hat, I don't care"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And says ""gimme a beer and a mop."""