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Joke of the Day

"I just ate two French eggs... I think one is un oeuf"

"what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again? DJ Vu"

"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"

"What's the difference between a chick and a woman? The chick says ""cock-a-doodle-do"", and the woman says "" any-cock-will-do"""

"Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river. Turns out his boat was full of leeks."

"How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month."

"How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish."

"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."

"People have started rating HIV clinics on trip advisor The one time you don't want a positive review."

"Cop: Why did you burn that building down? Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go."