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Joke of the Day
"Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings? Because he was always coming in a little behind."
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"""Eat me,"" said the noun ""Say what?"" said the verb. ""Eat me,"" repeated the noun, word for word. ""Uhh...okay."" Verbatim."
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