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Joke of the Day
"Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings? Because he was always coming in a little behind."
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"Cute stranger: *smiles at me* Me: *already imagining who will get custody of the dog*"
"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas... How he got into my pajamas, I don't know. - Groucho Marx"
"Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick."
"""Serving size: half sandwich."" Really, ice-cream sandwich manufacturers? I know what you're doing. And I don't like it."