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"My Dog voilet Rules My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."

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"Three logicians go to a bar The waiter asks if they would all like a drink The first responds ""I don't know"" The second responds ""I don't know"" And the third responds ""Yes, why thank you"""
"95% of parenting is using your sock as a mop."
"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."
"Hillary Clinton You're* Fired!"
"What cow produces milk and potatoes Your mother."
"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid,"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""
"""You're so cold, I wished you would just disappear!"" His temperature then dropped to 0 Kelvin and he disappeared"
"""You can't build your own man."" They told me. But they underestimate my low standards. And my shopping cart full of luncheon meats."
"5 birds are on a fence, you shoot one, how many are left. None they all flew away."
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